Major-punk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LL-The WTF? Collab]

WTF is right. ^_^

That was hilarious and I really fucking laughed hard at that.

Everything looked really nice, the shadings looked detailed and the facial expressions were perfect, the sound effects were dramatic and always added to the humour.

My personal favourite was femalelock in her "I'm cool" clip I was just waiting for something to snap the silence and was almost expecting a screamer so I'm already leaning back in my chair. It wasn't a screamer but still great. =)

Anyway I few good laughs from this, you guys show collab animations in a good light. Keep up the good work! 4/5.

Galloglasses responds:

=)
Another happy customer, it was Venus Lock btw, but I'm glad you liked this!
Thx for watching!

[Your Inner Carrot]

Too repetitive...

Again the same intro, come on do you really think it will have the same level of entertainment again? If you want that creative edge you need to do something creative, original, new!

Seriously lacks animation, actually there was zero animation. Just that same 'twitch' from the arrow of the carrotlock, personally I felt this was a chore to finish watching... I didn't want to listen to the end because it was the same speaktonia talking about carrots in a voice that I couldn't understand and subtitles is really necessary. To me this is a joke submission, hardly any effort put into this and just cut out pictures from your previous work.

"The Inner" series, has lost it's humour, Gone beyond the limit for me. The first few episodes I got a little chuckle from but the "new" episodes are just basically the same submission with a different title and theme.

Also when the speaktonia does finish talking about carrots the arrow above the carrot continues to twitch and is still on loop, I think you should at least end it and place a replay button somewhere because for the very few who continue to watch it to this point probibly won't be happy with how it just goes on and on and on and on...

So overall I'm annoyed with the series, not because your glocks but because it's just too damn repetitive and effortless. 0/5.

LollerCupcake responds:

HELLO MY NAME IS SALTYJELLOGLOCK AND IT IS MY MISSION TO PISS OFF THE MORONIC USERS OF NEWGROUNDS

THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS

ps
RELEASE YOUR INNER CARROT

[Your Inner Etnies]

Desperately needs movement

The intro is overused but I noticed you kinda shortened it and added some cool sound effects, which is good for your score.

The rest of the flash was just a 3 frame loop which obviously isn't exciting to watch, the graphics were nice and extremely detailed giving this a visual edge but from lack of animation this became boring very quickly.

Also since there is so much speaktonia used in this and specificaly this time it talked a bit faster then normal I think subtitles would be a good idea just to make this easier to understand and keep the interest...

I think adding a replay button would be a good idea too, not a big deal but a suggestion, and other then those things above this had all the bells and whistles but not enough real purpose. 1/5.

LollerCupcake responds:

RELEASE YOUR INNER ETNIES

[VGDC comp. entry]

T'was about average

First of all I thought the intro was cool and the slogan was good too so give yourself a pat on the back for that one. ^_^

The sprites were ok but during the dance it was a bit repetitive like it was just the green Yoshi doing backflips and the red one sliding back and forth, I dunno but I thought you could've done a little more with that...

The humour was good. I liked how after every hour it just showed Yoshi getting more and more angry through his facial expressions and it built suspense as I was just waiting for him to snap and do something and the godzilla noise.. well it was loud enough for me to lean back in my chair so I think you did a good job on that. ^_^

Anyway overall I enjoyed this but I'd like to see this a little longer and a bit more variety... 3/5.

Sticky responds:

thanks...

[How Fights Start]

Meh...

It was alright, I creacked a smile while watching this but no real "HAHA" kinda laughter.
Not sure exactly what it's called but the vertical scroller word bubbles was creative and I like that. <== Music too. =)

I thought you should've added some kind of basic background like even if it doesn't move or change and it's a grey floor and blue wall just something there to make it look like there was more effort into it might help your score. 2/5.

Sticky responds:

the idea behind this submission was to make a simple stick movie that was animated better than someone who's had flash for a week...

so since most stick movies don't have backgrounds i didn't add one to this...

yeah and it wasn't meant to be hilarious just kinda strange funny so i'm glad i achieved my goal...

[History of Nibble Stick]

Most effective Ad Ever!!!

Sure the sticks might've sucks, the animation was lame but man was this interesting. It was pretty funny too about the whole WoW thing and the suicide but what I thought was the best about this is it's an advertisement but still fun to watch.

Anyway I checked out your site and it's ok but I know I'd get bored of it quick.
If your really want to make a success out of it I'd try and either get your own domain name and ad revenue and lose the links to imageshack or team up with an already existing flash website and try to get a cut of the money.
But whatever I'm gonna go check out your other animations now. 3/5.

Sticky responds:

the site is just a forum where some people can share stick movies...not entirely original but still some fun....

what surprises me is that you gave me a 7 when your review makes it sound as if you hated everything about the flash except the humour...meh i'm not complaining....

[HyperRushSuperFun!!!]

Just what I needed to see...

This had a little bit of everything...

The drawings were great they covered alot of detail but were a little sketchy but that just goes with your style... whichI like.
The animation was even better, it was very convincing and realistic and you seemed to of mastered that. Fuck yeah!

The music was a great match, it was fast, upbeat and suited the anime style well.
Lets not forget this was funny too, I can't really review humour but I will tell you what I thought was the funniest when it was like "LOL AMY... LOL DEAD" I dunno it was just that random funny kinda thing. ^_^

The re-play button screwed up on me... just letting ya know.

Anyway a great flash overall, sure it could be touched up but even after hours of work this wouldn't be much better then it already is now so good work and
IreallyfuckingenjoyedthismanitwasLOLfunnykindathingeh?fiven
!!!!!

djleeroy responds:

My actionscript sucks... thats why the replay button sucks!