Major-punk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LL-The WTF? Collab]

WTF is right. ^_^

That was hilarious and I really fucking laughed hard at that.

Everything looked really nice, the shadings looked detailed and the facial expressions were perfect, the sound effects were dramatic and always added to the humour.

My personal favourite was femalelock in her "I'm cool" clip I was just waiting for something to snap the silence and was almost expecting a screamer so I'm already leaning back in my chair. It wasn't a screamer but still great. =)

Anyway I few good laughs from this, you guys show collab animations in a good light. Keep up the good work! 4/5.

Galloglasses responds:

=)
Another happy customer, it was Venus Lock btw, but I'm glad you liked this!
Thx for watching!

[Your Inner Carrot]

Too repetitive...

Again the same intro, come on do you really think it will have the same level of entertainment again? If you want that creative edge you need to do something creative, original, new!

Seriously lacks animation, actually there was zero animation. Just that same 'twitch' from the arrow of the carrotlock, personally I felt this was a chore to finish watching... I didn't want to listen to the end because it was the same speaktonia talking about carrots in a voice that I couldn't understand and subtitles is really necessary. To me this is a joke submission, hardly any effort put into this and just cut out pictures from your previous work.

"The Inner" series, has lost it's humour, Gone beyond the limit for me. The first few episodes I got a little chuckle from but the "new" episodes are just basically the same submission with a different title and theme.

Also when the speaktonia does finish talking about carrots the arrow above the carrot continues to twitch and is still on loop, I think you should at least end it and place a replay button somewhere because for the very few who continue to watch it to this point probibly won't be happy with how it just goes on and on and on and on...

So overall I'm annoyed with the series, not because your glocks but because it's just too damn repetitive and effortless. 0/5.

LollerCupcake responds:

HELLO MY NAME IS SALTYJELLOGLOCK AND IT IS MY MISSION TO PISS OFF THE MORONIC USERS OF NEWGROUNDS

THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS

ps
RELEASE YOUR INNER CARROT

[Your Inner Etnies]

Desperately needs movement

The intro is overused but I noticed you kinda shortened it and added some cool sound effects, which is good for your score.

The rest of the flash was just a 3 frame loop which obviously isn't exciting to watch, the graphics were nice and extremely detailed giving this a visual edge but from lack of animation this became boring very quickly.

Also since there is so much speaktonia used in this and specificaly this time it talked a bit faster then normal I think subtitles would be a good idea just to make this easier to understand and keep the interest...

I think adding a replay button would be a good idea too, not a big deal but a suggestion, and other then those things above this had all the bells and whistles but not enough real purpose. 1/5.

LollerCupcake responds:

RELEASE YOUR INNER ETNIES

[LL-blood brothers]

Meh...

This was alright, there were few good action scenes although not that impressive but had a fair bit of humour too. =)

The drawings were a bit sketchy and didn't have much detail so some shading would benefit you there however you did use convincing facial expressions especially while peanutbutterlock was playing his guitar and getting into the music, heh.

The Blood Brothers song you used was a perfect match for your flash because during the intro while Barbarianlock and peanutbutterlock were talking the music was playing it's intro and then when they started firing their machine guns the lyrics started so everything was in sync which gave this a cool effect.

In the first scene while PB-lock was fighting there was a white strip on the right hand side of the screen and again while they both were talking on the bottom and right side. Same white strip on the bottom during the credits too, you might wanna fix that up.

The credits messages were pretty funny I thought and the retard picture guy when he got stabbed so this animation did have humour but not that much.

Overall this was a good music video type flash, the violence was a little weak without wounds and blood, still interesting to watch though on the other hand a little short. 3/5.

peanutbutterclawk responds:

thanks! great feedback this is one of my longest reviews

[Lots'o'stuff collection]

I love random crap like this. ^_^

Not like this is crap, so don't take it the wrong way but figure of speech... yanno.

At the beginning I didn't like what I was seeing because it was the same music from your other animation and there was no colour, just sticks and you used real pictures of people which I personally don't like seeing because it doesn't show any talent with flash just that your able to copy/paste a picture from the internet.

But then it got much better. =D
Since about the claymation forward I enjoyed this and I think everything before that should be re-done or cut out, that's just what I think since we both know alot of people are lazy fucks who judge a flash from first impressions especially while under-judgement.

The drawings got better, alot better! They had shading and the facial expressions were great and realistic. I specificaly thought the gym scene was hilarious where everyone was running away from that fat man.

Another funny short from Burning_Bunnies, thanks for the laugh! 3/5.
P.S - What's with you and fat people? XD

BurningBunnies responds:

i love da fatties! mmm... flab...

[(OLD) FAT GUY]

Nicely done. :D

I thought this was fairly funny, the whole storyline of a fat man going through all that thinking just so he doesn't have to get up and change the channel was just hilarious!

So first of all during the pre-loader when you wrote that just because your 14 doesn't mean this is poo or something like that, I thought that was good because it lightend the mood and I knew this would be a comedy type of flash, so nice job at setting the stage without one of those long intros. ^_^

The music was good too, it had that classical feel from the old 1920's silent films and it added a nice touch to the humour.

The sound effects were alright but seemed to be lacking in a few spots, for example when the fat guy was pushing the buttons on the telephone I was expecting a few *bepp* sounds but none came and it stood out. Also when he turned on the t.v maybe adding that little static sound that you hear when they have been turned off for awhile.

The drawings were badly drawn like in some scenes he had fingers but others he didn't, but on the other hand it had that comedic style so I guess the wo balance each other out.

The backgrounds were very basic and I thought you could've easily added some more detail to them since they were just a single painted colour, just a little thing I want to add and I'm sorry if I'm being a little too critical but when the fat guy was dialing the phone and the camera was showing his point of view looking down, well the background was lime green the same colour as the walls yet he was looking down... at the brown carpet. =/

The animation was ok. Like there was much moving anyay since he was sitting the whole time but let me tell you I've never seen a fat man dial a phone that quickly. ^_~

So overall wile I was watching this from the humour I had a big grin and enjoyed watching. Good work and best of luck! 3/5.

BurningBunnies responds:

THANX FOR THE XXL REVIEWS!!

[VGDC comp. entry]

T'was about average

First of all I thought the intro was cool and the slogan was good too so give yourself a pat on the back for that one. ^_^

The sprites were ok but during the dance it was a bit repetitive like it was just the green Yoshi doing backflips and the red one sliding back and forth, I dunno but I thought you could've done a little more with that...

The humour was good. I liked how after every hour it just showed Yoshi getting more and more angry through his facial expressions and it built suspense as I was just waiting for him to snap and do something and the godzilla noise.. well it was loud enough for me to lean back in my chair so I think you did a good job on that. ^_^

Anyway overall I enjoyed this but I'd like to see this a little longer and a bit more variety... 3/5.

Sticky responds:

thanks...

[How Fights Start]

Meh...

It was alright, I creacked a smile while watching this but no real "HAHA" kinda laughter.
Not sure exactly what it's called but the vertical scroller word bubbles was creative and I like that. <== Music too. =)

I thought you should've added some kind of basic background like even if it doesn't move or change and it's a grey floor and blue wall just something there to make it look like there was more effort into it might help your score. 2/5.

Sticky responds:

the idea behind this submission was to make a simple stick movie that was animated better than someone who's had flash for a week...

so since most stick movies don't have backgrounds i didn't add one to this...

yeah and it wasn't meant to be hilarious just kinda strange funny so i'm glad i achieved my goal...

[History of Nibble Stick]

Most effective Ad Ever!!!

Sure the sticks might've sucks, the animation was lame but man was this interesting. It was pretty funny too about the whole WoW thing and the suicide but what I thought was the best about this is it's an advertisement but still fun to watch.

Anyway I checked out your site and it's ok but I know I'd get bored of it quick.
If your really want to make a success out of it I'd try and either get your own domain name and ad revenue and lose the links to imageshack or team up with an already existing flash website and try to get a cut of the money.
But whatever I'm gonna go check out your other animations now. 3/5.

Sticky responds:

the site is just a forum where some people can share stick movies...not entirely original but still some fun....

what surprises me is that you gave me a 7 when your review makes it sound as if you hated everything about the flash except the humour...meh i'm not complaining....

[HyperRushSuperFun!!!]

Just what I needed to see...

This had a little bit of everything...

The drawings were great they covered alot of detail but were a little sketchy but that just goes with your style... whichI like.
The animation was even better, it was very convincing and realistic and you seemed to of mastered that. Fuck yeah!

The music was a great match, it was fast, upbeat and suited the anime style well.
Lets not forget this was funny too, I can't really review humour but I will tell you what I thought was the funniest when it was like "LOL AMY... LOL DEAD" I dunno it was just that random funny kinda thing. ^_^

The re-play button screwed up on me... just letting ya know.

Anyway a great flash overall, sure it could be touched up but even after hours of work this wouldn't be much better then it already is now so good work and
IreallyfuckingenjoyedthismanitwasLOLfunnykindathingeh?fiven
!!!!!

djleeroy responds:

My actionscript sucks... thats why the replay button sucks!